On snoring……

Just wondering God what was your creative thinking when you invented snoring? I am sure you are aware how it can keep wives awake for hours upon hours. And as you know we moms/wives need our sleep so we can function and be that kind, tender-hearted, jovial, energetic women you want us to be. Not the sleep deprived, “seriously considering kicking and beating my husband” women I am now becoming. It’s now 5:17 am, not really the time I wanted to be up during my Christmas vacation. This snoring is so loud I am worried even with the windows shut, the neighbors may soon awaken. Heck, the window may even shatter at this rate! Well I am off to kick, beat, cuddle with my husband and whisper evil rants, sweet endearments into his ear. Please God let me know your thinking on this one, or simply perform a miracle like when you calmed the seas in an instant, calm this “snorm” in my bed INSTANTLY!

Signed,

Desperately seeking sleep

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4 Comments Add yours

  1. Beautiful Grace says:

    Sandy, you are hilariously FUNNY!!! The problem is in my house; I do MOST of the snoring!!! Yikes!!! Thanks for the morning laugh.

    You’re a hoot!!! 🙂

  2. Too funny! I was awoken by God’s little joke this morning too. I pinch my husbands nose and then he usually rolls over, temporarily fixing the problem. Good luck tonight.

    And…Merry Christmas and Happy New Year…I’ve been a little blog-less the last couple weeks. I’m back.

  3. Pam says:

    Oh my goodness, I can SO relate!! LOL
    Hope you sleep better tonight.

    ~blessings

  4. While I am pregnant, I tend to snore towards the end – must be the extra weight! My poor hubby! His solution – either asking me to turn over or wearing ear plugs – at least the ear that is exposed to the racket! (if he is sleeping on his side. Have you tried ear plugs? Just a thought! 🙂 Hopefully, my snoring will stop sometime this week! (Baby is due in 2 days!)

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